if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next
This just happened...
- Me: Al, what are you doing?
- Al: (Drops tablet) Cleaning up.
- Me: (Goes to pickup tablet)
- Al: (Grabs tablet and runs)
- Me: Give it!!
- Al: It wasn't me! It was Nick(neighbor)!! It wasn't me!! I swear!! He was looking at inappropriate things! I wasn't!! It was HIM!
- Me: okay...
- Al: PROMISE ME YOU WON'T TELL ANYONE!! PROMISE!!
- Me: I won't; so what where you looking at?
- Al: Just some sex things.
- Me: (JUST SOME SEX THINGS?! WTF? YOU JUST TURNED EIGHT FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! EDWARD, snap out of it! Be cool!! You'll be the cool uncle... Think Andy from Weed's. Play it cool, play it cool) Okay, I won't tell anyone.